Romanians are very superstitious people. There are hundreds of superstitions in Romania (if not more), with many of them valid in certain regions of the country only.
The nice thing about the Romanian superstitions that I will share in today’s article is that they’re mostly funny. And when it comes to the bad ones, there’s even a funnier way to fix them or cancel them.
For example, did you know that if you step on a sewer cap, that will bring you bad luck?
But worry not, you can undo the damage if you immediately jump three times on one leg and whisper “bad luck” after each jump!
This is just one of the many superstitions in Romania that can’t really be explained logically, but which exists. While you won’t see many people jumping around after stepping on sewer caps, there are other superstitions that people really believe in.
We’re going to talk about them all in today’s article, which will probably turn out to be a very funny one. And if you enjoy these Romanian Superstitions, you will surely enjoy the funny Romanian expressions that I shared a while ago.
All Romanian Superstitions You Should Know
With these in mind, let’s check out some of the funniest Romanian superstitions I can think of. Remember: there are probably many more, but the ones below are probably the most common.
1. Some people can give you the “evil eye” (Deochi in Romanian) if they are either envious of you or overly admiring. This can cause you headaches or just make you feel weak and unwell.
There are various ways to cure the Evil Eye in Romania. One of them involves saying the Lord’s prayer while you light up a match and put it off in a glass of water, then either drink the water or spread some on your face.
2. If you break glass in Romania – a plate, a drinking glass or anything – it means that your bad luck “breaks away”.
However, this is only valid if you unintentionally break the glass – so you can’t simply just break a plate anytime you feel like getting rid of a bad luck spell…
3. However, breaking a mirror is a completely different thing. If you are unfortunate enough to break one (willingly or not), prepare for 7 years of bad luck!
4. Not getting dressed properly is also bad. For example, if you only wear one shoe or slipper, then somebody in your family will pass away.
5. On the other hand, if you only wear one sock, you will become an orphan. (Who makes these things up???)
6. If a black cat crosses your way, something bad will happen. But you can easily undo the damage if you walk three steps backward.
7. If your left hand is itching, you will spend some money. But if your right hand is itching, you will receive money.
8. Feet are different – if any of your two feet is itching, it means that you’re going to go on a trip soon.
9. If your nose it itching, though, it means that somebody will beat you up. But worry not, if you say “God Forbid!” (Doamne Fereste!) three times, it will not happen.
10. While the entire world is scared of Friday the 13th, in Romania it’s actually Tuesday the 13th that is the worst of the worse (although Friday is gaining grounds too!).
Even more so, every Tuesday, you should expect three bad things to happen. Oh, my!
11. Regarding the days of the week, make sure you never borrow money on a Monday, because you’ll be spending money the entire week.
12. At the same time, if you spend money on the 1st of the month, expect to have an entire month full of spending!
13. You are not allowed to take out the trash on the 1st of January, because that will bring bad luck.
14. At the same time, if you want to have a good year, you must have a lot of money in your pocket on New Year’s Eve.
15. You’ll also have a good year if the first person that walks in your home when the year begins is a man. (Although in some areas it’s best if a woman is the first person to pass your threshold).
16. If it rains on your wedding day, your marriage will be an amazing one. (It was a rainy on my wedding day in Romania, and I can’t complain).
17. At the same time, if the bride cries during the wedding, that is a good sign – she will be happy during the marriage. Fortunately, tears of joy are accepted.
18. If you happen to find a horseshoe, you’re very lucky and many good things will happen. It’s even better if you place that horseshoe somewhere near the entrance to your home.
19. If you ever wondered why you hiccup, the Romanians have the answer for you: it happens because somebody you know is gossiping about you!
20. Don’t play with knives! This will make your protecting angel to run away from you.
21. It’s not good to play with matches (or fire) either. If you do, prepare to wet the bed over the night!
22. It’s not good to spill salt on the table, either because you will get into a fight with somebody you know. But you can easily fix that by simply taking a pinch of salt and throwing it over your shoulder.
23. Also, when you sit at the table, make sure you don’t sit on the corner as you will never get married.
24. You will also not get married if somebody will brush your feet with a broomstick.
(As a married guy, I can guarantee than none of the above are actually correct!)
25. An important superstition surrounds the flower bouquets (So make sure to keep this in mind if you offer flowers to a Romanian woman!)
You are only supposed to give an uneven number of flowers. Even numbers are for the deceased – and you don’t want her to believe that you’d prefer to see her dead, would you now?
26. If you share your bottle of juice, water or any other beverage with another person, make sure you are the one who takes the last sip otherwise the other person will steal your loved one.
27. At the same time, it’s very good to have the last drops from a bottle (usually of alcohol) in your glass. This means that all ladies will love you (sorry, ladies, this seems to be a man-only thing!)
28. One that goes for both claims that if you don’t eat all the food on your plate, you will marry an ugly person. (Good way to convince the kids to eat all their food, eh?)
29. Make sure you never beat a dog or any other animal if you are pregnant, unless you enjoy the idea of having a very hairy baby.
30. If you bite your tongue, it’s not your fault. It means that somebody just said something bad about you.
31. If you want a full year of good luck, make sure that you wear something new on Easter day.
32. Never pass a needle from your hand to another person’s hand, because that means you two will get in a fight.
33. Make sure you never leave a knife with the sharp part upward on the table: this means that there will be a huge scandal in your family!
34. Never wish “Good luck” to a fisherman. This will actually mean that they will catch nothing.
35. If you give away an animal, make sure you receive something, anything in return for it. Otherwise, you will have to eat them boiled in your afterlife.
Believe it or not, superstitions are still very present in our lives here in Romania. It brings me no pleasure to say it – especially since I know that there’s no way they make sense – but some of the ones listed above are part of my life too.
This is what happens when you are taught some things since you are young: you don’t want to risk it, although deep inside you know that it’s nothing but nonsense.
Plus, we have the habit of making up our own superstitions. I played a lot of basketball in my youth and I am now ashamed to admit how many times I wore the same pair of socks just to keep the winning streaks going…
And now that I look at my list, it seems that no matter what you do, you risk doing something that will bring you bad luck. Hmmm…
If you know any other funny (or not) Romanian superstitions, don’t hesitate to let us all know by sharing a comment below.